Hey Kaiba the Ultimate,

Question really out of left field- but do you write or have your alias on the things you mail? "Kaiba thw Ultimate"?
I'm just wondering if this was being picked up in some security screening in the US. Even you real name might get caught.
Would explain why your mail gets held. I hear they check for particular words, phrases etc for more thorough checks.
Maybe something your writing on the packages is hitting the hold/search category? Just some lat thinking.......